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I Love You, Let's Meet » now they’ll never finish that Shakespeare play

now they’ll never finish that Shakespeare play

Yes, orangutans are online dating.

2 Comments so far

  1. kmcleod on August 17th, 2006

    Wasn’t there a statistic some years ago that said that there was a better chance of a single female orangutan getting shot by a poacher than of her getting married?

  2. JohnG on August 19th, 2006

    Hi Kmcleod and the rest here on Gilligan’s Isle,

    I’m a punk and I’m feeling lucky and I’m making Clint Eastwood’s day.

    Please follow these links and you’ll see why the female of the species is unlucky in love: Clint has cornered the market on the guys.

    A parody California license plate, click and scroll down:
    http://www.labproductions.com/news/commentary/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1020034013&archive=&start_from=&ucat=5&

    A movie poster with neither a poacher nor female (of any species) in sight:
    http://www.screenselect.co.uk/visitor/product/24219-large.jpg

    And, finally, The Look of Love is in their eyes:
    http://www.ape-o-naut.org/famous/famous/members/clyde.html

    Send in the poachers… Don’t bother, they’re here.

    JohnG