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offline sight that harshed my mellow today

I’ve seen some gross shit in the subway, but today new heights were scaled. Starting about three feet off the ground, on the white tile wall at the Union Square L platform, was a brown stain about three inches across, trailing a stripe that culminated in a large pile of brown puree on the ground.
Reader, I hoped that it was puke.
OK, this is really weird. Just now, as I was typing, my cat Linus just projectile vomited.

Online dating connection to this calvacade of horrors? Uh….No wonder people would rather live virtually!! RL is gross!

Oh god, Here comes Linus, he’s always snuggly after he pukes and I don’t want to shun him because it’s bad enough after you barf without getting shunned too.

5 Comments so far

  1. Lovable Know It All on October 11th, 2006

    I coulda gone another…well forever, really, without reading about all the various biowaste. Give Linus a mint.

  2. Etienne on October 13th, 2006

    I’m “married” 26 1/2 years and what I’ve done on the internet could hardly be called “dating,” so this topic isn’t mine. Weeks passed without checking in on my smart, sexy friends blog.
    I glance back and read about “a brown stain about three inches across, trailing a stripe that culminated in a large pile of brown puree on the ground” and then her cat, Linus, vomits.
    It felt like you were talking just to me.
    You need to get a digital camera.

  3. virginia on October 13th, 2006

    Thank you, Etienne. One wonders sometimes if others are as fascinated by the mechanics of public explosive diarrhea and private cat vomit as oneself is, and so how nice to read that at least one other, in fact, is.

  4. kmcleod on October 19th, 2006
  5. virginia on October 20th, 2006

    Kenneth, you rock! I have a pumpkin-carving party next week, and while I can’t steal this idea, the concept helps me think outside the orifices.