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biological clock subtext here?

from another HuffPo reader:

This didn’t actually happen to me, but right after this horrifying incident my girlfriend rushed over to my house still visibly shaken and panic stricken. They met via the Internet and agreed to meet for breakfast one Sunday morning at a nearby diner. Her date proceeded to brag how fast he could eat a fried egg in one bite AND actually proceeded to do so. As the yoke oozed out of the sides of his mouth and dribbled down his chin, my girlfriend excused herself to go to the ladies room. Where she made an immediate turn into the kitchen instead and raced out the back door of the restaurant in tears not believing what had just occurred. Of course after also having sworn “this” was the one and that they had really clicked via the Internet and phone. Till this day when we meet for breakfast I ask her if she wants to see how fast I can eat an egg?

You know what’s really depressing? That I DON’T find the above a dealbreaker and yet I’m still single. Guys like to show off their little tricks sometimes. The story actually inspires more competition than horror in me; if I was gonna eat an egg in one bite, I could do it without dripping yolk. That guy better never challenge ME to a Cool Hand Luke eat-off; I’d kick his ass.

2 Comments so far

  1. judes on February 2nd, 2007

    A little egg yolk moved this woman to TEARS?!? She was “shaken and panic-stricken” over it? Pfft. He may be manners-deficient, but she’s far too thin-skinned to date. And I’m guessing she didn’t grow up with brothers. . . .

  2. frankenweeny on February 7th, 2007

    …..i’m guessing that was one huge chemically and hormonely enhanced egggg…..

    ….which makes it even cooler for him to show off!!!!!!….

    …… 😀 😀 ……