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I Love You, Let's Meet » my Today show segment moved back to this Sat., Feb. 10

my Today show segment moved back to this Sat., Feb. 10

I’m going to be on a bit about women who blog about their love lives THIS Saturday. This will be my third TV appearance: Did you know they airbrush you, like a car? And talk about you like you’re not there: “She’s got freckles; you can’t cover them up.” “Yeah, but there’s a lot of red in the skin.” “Her brake fluid’s a little low.”

This was before the Keith Ablow show (the local Today show just powdered me). I don’t know when the Ablow show will air but will post when I do know.

I did like my airbrushed and eyeshadowed look. And so did the 27-year-old “addicted” online dater who brought his spreadsheet of 700 women he’d met online: He asked me out in the green room! And I THINK Brian Williams ogled me a little bit in the hall, but maybe I was making that up. He’s shorter than you’d think and cuter, like onscreen celebs always are. More compact and beautiful versions of humankind for the rest of us big galoots to gaze upon.

2 Comments so far

  1. sparklehouse on February 7th, 2007

    I bet they made you look hot. Only problem: you gotta remember not to touch your face after. And that stuff *itches.* Did you say yes to Mr. 700 and become lucky 701, btw? And is *he* hot?

  2. virginia on February 7th, 2007

    The compulsive-dating 27-year-old was not my type, as I politely told him. Well, first I said, “I could be your Mom!” and he came back with, “I already have a perfectly nice Mom.”

    I was like “dude, it wasn’t an adoption offer, just an observation!”