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starf***ing comes to online dating

so let me get this straight; because a cinematographer-producer-director whose “client list” includes Joey Travolta (John’s brother?) a coupla dead people and someone from Motley Crue — oh and he shot a PSA starring Jamie Lee Curtis — is connected, I now want to join this dating site? I know we’re a celebrity-besotted people but what exactly is the draw? (this is the same site that Carmen Electra called me about) Do I have a chance to date Chevy Chase, The Knack or Sally Kellerman?

Mr. Champagne has come to help with the revolutionary dating show on the site. Not sure if the host will be the shrieking zombie you animate when you press Be a Contestant on the Matchmaking Game — or if Champagne will be cinematographer. Regardless, I don’t think Sven Nykvist himself could elevate this above the processed-cheez level.

2 Comments so far

  1. blueisNOTfat on March 5th, 2007

    wow. the luvoo web site is hideous looking! Champagne isn’t even on the damn IMDb and if yooze anybody in the biz, then you best be on there. look under their “investor relations,” looks like another “international” sex thing looking to cash in under the umbrella of “internet dating.” This is some deep dish shat.

  2. virginia on March 5th, 2007

    good research, BINF! Makes the shadiness even shadier that their big star isn’t even on IMDB. And “Carmen Electra” has linked back to me after mentioning her, and it does indeed seem like a porn or escort site.

    Classy!