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and damn those noisy horseless carriages, too

It’s rare that I’m calling someone else a Luddite — I’m still hoping that cell phones are a phase and that we shall one day return to making plans and sticking to them, by gum.

But this — presumably by a college student!— makes me feel like Techie McFuture. My faves are “the creep has the hots for her”; the assertion that anything but “turtle-paced” courtship is objectifying; and finally that we are in the (dawn of the) 20th century.

Those Picasso “portraits” don’t even look like real people!

1 Comment so far

  1. kmcleod on November 6th, 2007

    Perhaps she’s an Amish on rumspringer. A nom de plume may be necessary, such as “Lady Charity Makeshift, Counsel to Youth”.