Archive for January, 2008

a man who’s glad his hairline is receding!

because that could get him down to 95 percent hair-covered.

I like this guy’s chances online. Let’s face it, cats are much better-looking than people and why? Because fur is prettier than skin. Some open-minded Chinese cat lady will dig a man she can pet.

so does this make you a fame whore or

a fame john, if you pay to seem famous

The deluxe package is they chase you into a tunnel and make your car crash. That would get a lot of ink.

haunt the sites, but before midnight

those were the most interesting factoids in this Times story about how people judge their prey on online dating sites. I would have thought being on the site all the time would be worse than rarely being on it.